How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

i wonder what its like for him to have the funniest prettiest sexiest most intelligent and alluring person in his life

I swear airport employees get paid to give attitude

It’s Friday, we fucking chugging one of these each

what the fuck am I supposed to do with my anxiety when I am wide awake all night and don’t have to go to work 🤮

as it should be

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“One drink won’t hurt” Me the next day

For the next 6 months, become addicted to these 9 habits, and you'll be unrecognisable by may 2023...

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need a therapist asap before I start tweeting depressing things no one cares about 🥲

crying at the bar because my best friend is in labor !!!!!

Aw man

Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me

princess treatment only.

currently