Fuck “hanging out” were calling it play again. Do you guys wanna go play

Drinking tea and smoking weed be so peaceful

The angry little face as the green beans get snapped. I've been laughing at this for an embarrassingly long time.

Sometimes it takes the whole squad

just a reminder that at a costco near you, you can get plan b for generally the best in-store retail price available. and by law, costco pharmacy cannot deny non-members access! you can buy from the pharmacy online or in-store regardless of whether you’re a costco member or not!

What weird life sometimes.

Need to add this to the list

When someone says “this part of Brooklyn is getting better” ask them “better? what do you mean by better? No no, you piece of rotten dog shit, what do you mean by better? Was it not good enough for you? It had to be better?”

no one: moms: i was 92 pounds at my wedding

Throne of Blood (1957)

You ever sit directly behind a couple breaking up at an airport?

also, we did this interview hightimes.com/culture/fuck-t…

I am in tears!!!