Work giving us free gym membership to 200 gyms across London is the kinda of perk I’m here for

Meeting a colleague for the first time who’s zoom presence is tall but irl they’re short will never not be funny

What have we come to…

Legit the only people taking midday flights right now are dripped out East Asians. I feel stupid in my stupid suit.

This man must definitely have a podcast

Karan Talati 🔧 look at Rishi, he is Prime Minister, why can't you be Prime Minister like him?

Taxi guy in Germany said ‘congrats on the PM’ when I told him I’m from London looool this isn’t my achievement bro

Back in a first year IBD interview when the VP looked at my brown shoes and elbow patch blazer in disgust. (I was 18 pls)

Who the hell even supports Croatia ?!

Imagine this guy came to the barbers, tried to cut in line and nearly got decked in the face. Had to wait his turn only to then sit down and say ‘blade 2 all over boss’ I…

Disheartening to see BAME grads in the office cutting corners/being sloppy with effort. Our opportunities are limited in certain fields and we really can’t afford to slack.

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I don’t know what the hype is for this Farmer J spot. Lines that bend round the corner just to get canteen trays and mix veg.

The art.

I can’t believe people are still trying to justify this with ‘your deductions are the problem’ or ‘what about night shifts’ like ??? Even base is shit considering the years spent. Do you question any other profession this way? Let alone ones that are literally saving our lives.

Nah trying to organise who’s house to go to at what time on Eid is harder than planning a 2 week travel hop.

Asda > Tesco

Flash was good you man need to watch

Heard the best phrase yesterday for something that’s not 100% accurate: ‘it’s not airtight it’s water tight so there will be some leakage’. I’m deffo using that looool

The DLR being self driven is literally the best thing. Think I’ve only seen it strike once.