Therapy is expensive baking a cake is for free

The feminine urge to flirt my way to getting free shots

It makes me really uncomfortable when women apologise for being in their natural state. "Sorry, my nails aren't done" "ignore my face, I'm not wearing make up" "I look a mess, my hair isn't done". I dislike it so much.

Loss of motivation has to be a Covid symptom, I ain’t feel the same since March 2020

Cheddar cheese man2oushe??? Yessirrrr

dont tell me to stfu i take that very very sexually

This year I survived, next year I want to live.

hozier really said “no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her” and i just feel like all men need to sit and think about that

Yi sah pop the balloons

hozier really had the audacity to write the line ”I’d burn every soul I knew if I thought the fire was warming you” and never released the song and that is going to haunt me to my grave

hozier said “the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you” and you are sending me “u can come if u want to” ?!!?!

Honestly I if I were her I'd marry him then and there

bro i forgot about twitter