Hey Elon, how long before you ban Grok ? 😏

They'll confidently compare apples and oranges. (Head of State vs administrator of subnational unit.) If you point that out; "It's not that deep." If you show that it's that deep; "I'm just catching cruise." Next, "Allow people to enjoy things." So, yes. Still a lost cause.

I'll vote for a big enough asteroid any day. At least we won't even know what hit us because... "It's not that deep."

🤦🏽‍♀️ Why's he embarrassing himself? That woman has already checked out.

There are four things that can permanently undo friendship. • Religion • Politics • Money • Sex It's pointless suggesting how you should navigate these issues because you'll do what you believe is right in any case. Just have it in mind these are issues with goodbye powers.

Not taking anything away from your point, but whenever conversations around this sum of money (or similar) comes up, I defer to our current (2025) Finance Minister. 👇🏽 X Naija has a way of reframing our reality in a way that's not in tandem with the known data points.

"Ordinary 500k?" Well, our Finance Minister said only roughly 5% of Nigerians have that much in their accounts. So, clearly not so ordinary. Moreover, if you've any idea the number of Nigerians who never had a bank account before Opay and the like changed the game, you'll know.

Oh yes, the US will have a war whenever it wants one, even if it means bombing people with no capacity to strike back. You Yankees are so tough. Yee haw! 🙄

Lmao! So it's not that he doesn't have socks. He just won't wear them with shoes, but will wear them to take an ice bath. 😂😂😂 At this point, I'm actually looking forward to what he's going to do next. And yes, I want a personal trainer like that too.

"They are only after illegals." Lmao

This is the equivalent of prefacing a statement with, "With all due respect." We all know what follows after that. 😏

Mind-blowing how some people aren't seeing what this is. Vicarious punishment for no offense of your own. Define slippery slope. Where does it end? Secretary Rubio is revoking ALL VISAS held by SOUTH SUDANESE PASSPORT HOLDERS as secondhand punishment for no offense of their own.

Nothing in geopolitics is random. All of it is planned. Many, many years ahead. And there's only one side in the US. Doesn't really matter who the President is.

What's crazy is that visa revocations and bombing anyone the orange man doesn't like are part of the very early stages of what's going to get very dark before it gets anywhere near sanity. Get your pop corn if you like horror movies because MAGA 2.0 is going to be super scary.

This mindset is troubling. I get venerating womanhood and all that, but when you talk about paying back a "humongous debt" it comes out as self defeatism. I certainly wouldn't want my brother to get into a relationship with a woman with such an unhealthy and unbalanced mindset.

It all amounts to nothing in the end. All of it. Whatever you can think of. Doing it, not doing it; it all amounts to nothing in the end.

Hmm... 2:40 PM vs 3:43 PM

This slippery fellow wouldn't sell arms to Nigeria when Boko Haram was at its peak (and worse, he may have secretly been arming the terrorists). Then he interfered so horribly in our elections and handed a growing economy to a dinosaur that promptly tanked it. A tanned devil.

This is the longest soul piercing piece I've read in recent times😢 Written By An SS 3 Girl Named Uren, GSS Manguna, Bokkos, Plateau State. An eye witness account: My name is Uren. I am from Hurti, a small village in Daffo, Bokkos LGA of Plateau State. I am in SS3 at GSS

You should absolutely have as much sex as your body craves *with the right person* if you're lucky to ever meet them. Do it. Get it out of the way because life will still happen despite how good the sex feels. Tade should hurry up and get his scholarship so Hannah can go heal.