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The whole internet is gay. Whole thing. The optical network that supports it uses rainbow lasers.

Confucius said it well: “A healthy man wants a thousand things, a sick man only wants one.”

*taps the sign*

Enter to BIOS

Top. Bottom. Front. Back. And two sides. 🗣️

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Get in loser, we're going to Amish Hooters.

Bro, fuck photonics. It's ruining my Friday. 😂

Predictably it’s The Punisher (2004)

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Did you know you can eat the mushrooms at the park? They're totally free.

Going back to my cave shortly but there is absolutely no way aliens are from a distant star. Because flying thousands of light years just to play with middle-aged booty holes does NOT make sense. Also, RIP Ozzy. That much cocaine would have killed the average man far sooner.

5 B's: Beef Bird Bacon Beer Butter.

"We've updated our Terms of Service" should always be treated as a threat.