"UH!" pic.x.com/cSZaTL7Igi

"Aight. Who's getting on this dick first?"

"I know you fuckers are there, get out here."

"It smells like granny pants in here."

"Like a ballsack with teeth, I know."

Farts. "Oh, fuck that smells awful..."

//Tfw you got no one to RP with so you're looking for an RP group to join.

"SHIELD is full of pussies."

"Have you guys seen Age of Ultron? Natty-baby started crying over some dumb-ass flashback."

"Speaking of that. Wanda. Is. Hot!"

"All these seductive sunday pics are turning-me-ON!" pic.x.com/FFXVeQLVJx

//Someone RP with me. XD Please?

Stars at @teleportingsin from a distance. "These heat signals are through the roof... and making me hard."

*stares*

"Greetings, fair lady! I am the great and mighty Deadpool!" He bowed to @teleportingsin.

"Oh please, you'll make me blush~!" He took @teleportingsin's hand and kissed it. "Gabriella, huh? Bu-boing!"

"A blush is always a good sign for me, @teleportingsin. Gives me a chance to... impress." Wink.

"Then my crotch is getting very irritable, @teleportingsin."

"It's pretty-fucking-hard down there." He cocked his head up at @teleportingsin.

"Well, @teleportingsin. I'll try getting down with cooling it but I make no promises."