Brat summer

I’M TIRED OF NEWER AUTHOR’S NOT USING QUOTATION MARKS! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS SAYING WHAT?!?

I love an excuse to throw a party. when I was a senior in college my roommates and I found out Nelly owed the IRS a ton of money so we threw a “fundraiser” where we streamed his music on three platforms and made a punch flavored like his defunct energy drink, Pimp Juice

declan: sometimes i put on my tap shoes and freestyle to mirrorball hailey: she says ‘all i ever do is try try try’ and you wanna tap to it?

More people should be talking about this!!

i miss the ole days when i would only get annoying snaps on mother’s day or nye from snapchat wishing me a happy holiday, BUT NOW im getting snaps from moana 2 and gaultier?!?? time to burn it down and start over!

i feel like ultimately the only way i will ever be able to get into star wars is if i date someone and they force me to watch them. no tea, no shade, no hate to the franchise or the fans, but there’s just so many movies and trying to catch up/become invested feels exhausting 😭

it is INSANE to me that there are legitimately people out there that watch Wicked and walk away seeing elphaba as a donald trump fill in… like, WHAT??

if we all complain about the photo update enough, will they change it back

some of y’all want to force ANY two fictional same sex people to be in a relationship so bad, that you overlook the underrepresented best friend relationship that is staring you right in the face

THIS IS SO STUPID LMFAOOO😭😭😭

Severance has the kind of writing and world building that i just intrinsically feel like it should have its own graphic novel universe. it’s so rich in nuance and character lore that i would read 50 issues of it IMMEDIATELY

Idc when and Idc how but there needs to be a live Hex Girls movie and Sophie Thatcher should play one of them

yes tha’am! thank you tha’am!

doja cat meets a random fan outside, who then gives her his t-shirt😭

either my inner high school child is healing or i’m about to enter my worst depressive episode yet cuz ya boi has had Tame Impala on REPEAT

hey Elon Musk remember when you said this?

seriously one of the sweetest things you can say to another person is: “I can tell we woulda been besties in middle school.” 😭