⠀ a week of vacation would be a two finger handjob from me .

⠀ four thousand .

⠀ . . . five thousand weeks .

⠀ you don’t work here

⠀ you pilties can’t handle a real eater .

⠀ sixty four days , I’ll take off a day for every inch in your pants .

⠀ - woman who is an unemployed bum

⠀ riven talking about “ not worth it “ like she has a job to compare it too these ionians get on my NERVES

⠀ wow , truly a master of deception .

⠀ I’m going to sit on your face now

/ need all of you to know you’re dealing with a real degen on this account

/ I wish i knew anything about DnD cuz I have a DnD themed account mutual who literally only posts fire and I wish I knew how to interact

⠀ you’re a close second .

blowing karma 💭