For anyone who is unclear:

"Taylor ruined football" good I hope she ruins everything men love I hope she burns it all to the ground

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

This is why I always encourage people with extra money to donate to mutual aid, food pantries, teachers who need to buy supplies, bail funds, etc. These candidates absolutely do not need as much money as they raise/spend in these elections. We have to stop normalizing this.

this was way too easy I fear

Once again, I remind everyone. If your kid breaks their ankle laying basketball and needs a special accommodation at school (wheelchair ramp, medical aid, etc.) that money comes from the Department of Education. To screw over a couple thousand trans kids, we’re screwing millions.

My life's philosophy distilled into a single quote

This is why America is fucked. 41% have medical debt, 650k are homeless, 60% live paycheck to paycheck and Elon Musk is on track to become a TRILLIONAIRE. Tax his ass. Nobody should even be a billionaire never mind a TRILLIONAIRE. I think he’ll get by just fine with 999 million.

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

if you wanted grandchildren so badly you should have created a world worth bringing them into, not one where the average homebuyer age is 56

I was getting a procedure at a prenatal appt today, and I asked the doctor if it was going to hurt. She said “it won’t hurt the baby,” which I do think is a relatively good metaphor for how society views mothers

the fact that the crumbl cookies subreddit has spoiler tags 💀💀💀

exCUSE me?? who gave her the fucking right to look like this 🥵

the way this is actually SOOOOO fucking FUNNYYYYY i am CACKLINGGGGG 😂

this may be the gayest merch she’s ever dropped

well anyway 🦋☁️

when you think Taylor Swift, I bet you think about mee-hee-hee