keep smiling in those graduation photos ain't nothing gonna be funny in a minute

white people when you yuck their yum

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

canvas hacked and i got 2 finals tomorrow

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

Me writing Suicide note ---> 🖊️🖊️Hello. or Should i say.. Goodbye 🙂.

that method of rating where niggas say shit like: story: 8.7 writing: 7.4 pacing: 8.1 characters: 9.3 twists: 9.9 always kills me like what the fuck are you talking about

niggas with autism love sharing they screen

just be urself nobody likes u anyway

#IHad200ForLunch #AintEvenFuckOnnaCunt

Just rawdogging this app with no friends or gcs Or notifs

the concept of this tweet being real

(baseball player hits a crazy home run) me: wowww so cool. imagine being him right winger: that is *literally* impossible. I could not be that baseball player. I am me. I do not play baseball. and he is black

said 67 to my 9yo niece and she told me to grow up

tapping the sign...