Champagne 🍾 I chew water bottle caps out of habit 😫

Champagne 🍾 I will purposely dislike something if I think too many people like it 😂

Champagne 🍾 It don’t matter where I’m at or any situation I’m in. I put my self in a predicament where I gotta defend my self against erbody in the room. I make a escape plan, and I literally fight every body in my head. All a process in my head repeating.

Champagne 🍾 I had no idea sitcoms where taped n front of live studio audiences. So When i used to watch shows & heard people laughin, i thought it was the rest of the whole world at home watching & laughing into their tvs, so i used to laugh xtra hard right into the speakers .

Champagne 🍾 I hate small talk.

Champagne 🍾 I imagine dance routines & music videos in my head for songs I listen to all the time & I’ll remember them as if they’re real. If I was a video director, some many mvs for popular songs would be different.

Champagne 🍾 Sometimes i fake to be making a phone call so as to seem busy, just because i dont want to engage someone.

JVN.🦇 Champagne 🍾 WTF I Literally do this!!!!

I get a weird urge to open the door of a moving vehicle and jump out.

If I’m home alone and play loud music when I’m cleaning or in the shower I pause it very frequently to make sure I don’t hear anyone breaking in

📸 ELISA PARRON cc Daily Paper

Niggas use to fight like this at 7 AM sharp in school, no breakfast just straight anger

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 on god