£46 for a ticket less than 2 weeks before Christmas. £148 for a family of 4 before you've paid for travel or food. Polling shows that 7 in 10 football fans believe they are being priced out of the game. We need to stop exploiting loyalty. We need a price cap!

“Rather hoped I’d get through the whole show. Go back to work at Pratt & Sons; keep wicket for the Croydon gentlemen; marry Doris. Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: ‘Bugger’” Never fails to bring a tear to my eye.

Ask the weans what they're wanting for Christmas Dinner this year. 21yo - beef 10yo - turkey 6yp - pork Gonna get gout.

Adrian Edmondson deserves all of the awards for his role in Alien Earth as Atom Eins. Brilliant.

My husband watching me book Christmas activities every weekend in the run up to Christmas.

God, the Americans are going to be absolutely horrified by the Tartan Army. They think 3 beers is a drink problem & ‘cunt’ is highly offensive. They’re going to be on a real learning journey next summer.