When you finally own a laptop, that is when you'll realize your 70% lack of seriousness wasn't because you didn't have a laptop👌

After Aston Villa beat Chelsea last week, Amadou Onana celebrated by holding up three fingers and placing them into Boubacar Kamara’s pocket to say “three points secured” 😅 Three days later, Gabriel used the same move after Arsenal beat Villa 👀

Unfriendly reminder that if you start reading now, you won't be jealous when people post their book wrapped for 2026 😌 I've read 100 pages of a new book just lying in bed Don't let bad belle kpai you. Read a book. Maybe you'll learn something.

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you

The private collaboration between author and reader is so beautiful to me. A stranger writes a book full of words and I get to paint it in my mind. How wonderful.

i've come to realise that regret is a cruel storyteller. It rewrites the past with the wisdom of the present, convinces you that you should have known better when you actually had no way of knowing at all.

I love all the Low Priest comments. 😭😂 It's cracking me up. #AMTheLowPriest

This omume guy is annoying. Did you expect Kanayo to be shining teeth with you? #amthelowpriest

Blazing ✒️🔥 New look, new vision, same passion. 🔒💚🧡 Your brand has a story to tell, build with purpose and creativity. Brands are stories waiting to be told, allow me be your storyteller.✒️ #branding #BrandIdentitydesign #Blazing #LogoDesign

When ur trying not to give “crazy spiritual person” vibes but they keep bringing up problems only Jesus can fix

I can fail alone but me and God cannot fail together Apostle Joshua Selman

Please could you repost when you see this? We need lots of eyeballs! Onobiren from Japa Ever After! is coming to cinemas March 6 to herald the women’s month! But you can preorder tickets from January 30th at Onobiren.com

“Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.” — John Waters

Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.

Shey Chibu is whining me ni? Which kind of Ozo Isi is this one. 😭 #AMTheLowPriest

E don dey carry everybody since, make dem carry am this season

Max Dowman. The youngest ever goalscorer in the Premier League.

Please the deadline to use preordered Onobiren tickets is This Friday. Please retweet! #OnobirenTheMovie

I need to watch Onobiren. The FOMO wants to finish me. 😂

What a club man. Even in my next life I still want to be an Arsenal fan.