Tomorrow they’ll act like there’s some big conspiracy theory behind multiple Nigeria men getting caught abroad sleeping with kids. It’s the norm for you pigs.

I just met with PN Okeke. He will be 85 years old this October. He is currently writing a new physics book. I admire him so much.

No way o, once she starts acting like your mum, just know you are acting like her child. This is the point where romance dies

Even if I liked you, suggesting your house on the first date would make me hate you

ppl get cheated on and then it’s “that’s why I would never post a nga” like why is that the takeaway. you shouldn’t be embarrassed to be cheated on. that’s not your shame to carry. post all ya ngas, shiiiit post em at the same time. fuck these ppl .

I don’t think anyone cares about the mother of Albert Einstein

Now klay Thompson family gotta go back to eating food with no seasoning

Because normal people don’t see their partners infidelity as a personal failing like twitter does

I love that all the girls are finally agreeing that when you live in the shame of what he’s done to you, you are doing him a favour and protecting his image. Let it burn.

Oh wow, the waste collected from mandatory environmental sanitation yesterday and dumped on the road waiting for LAWMA to come pick up has been scattered by rain over night and washed right back onto the road and into the gutters. Look at that, efficiency! 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

Megan thee stallion will be fine eventually, you know who wouldn't? me and you if tinubu enters again get your PVC y'all

i have no shame in telling people that i can't afford something or a particular lifestyle because can you see this country?? i'm barely staying alive and you want me to be doing class wars up and down. abeg!!

Good morning to all the good little Lagosians who “observed environmental” yesterday, yet woke up this morning to find their mounds of dirt and rubbish waiting for pickup by LAWMA, washed back into gutters and redistributed the rain! Eko o ni baje 🧡

Things done out of love for the wrong person can never be something you shame the doer for. She loved through words and actions, some of you are dead inside and can never understand what that is, Yall should sit this one out.

Life hack: Hang around really smart people.

THIS ISN’T ACTING, you better don’t come back home after this 😭😭😭

Quand les femmes vont vouloir être polygames la monogamie va revenir très vite ! 😂😂😂

“We have sockets…” This country is a thousand years behind.

This is not even funny at all. There's nothing funny in weaponising incompetence. Wdym your brother does not know what a sweet corn is? Eyin lemo oo.