Just showered for the first time in... uh...

Baked Bean and Franks Furter. Yee hawb.

All Jake knows is eat beans, break hooks, and cry.

If you saw me blowin’ kisses to the vultures: no you didn’t. That was a lie and a trick of the light.

If you bring a flashlight, fun fact! Don’t.

Talbot’s cryin’ cuz his account got suspended. If I start typin’ all funky later it’s because he stole the phone.

- Removed a bug where survivors existed

Fuck.

Why’s everyone followin’ me all the sudden, I don’t post shit anymore.

PSA: Sheriff Jake is a cuck and a fraud.

Sometimes I forget I exist.

Hey, happy anniversary to me gettin dragged to this hellscape.

I’m trans.

This trans day of visibility I’ll be takin off Monitor and Abuse so you can see me comin. G. Get it. Ah, never mind.

This is gettin tiring.

It’s been over a month since I’ve posted and y’all are still followin? Is this that fancy “simp” word everyone is droppin lately