Overheard someone talking about how much sand will be used for the repairs of the Canto Bight Casino - I'm not looking forward to it.

I had a horrible dream last night... Several desert planets were blown up, for the explicit purpose of ridding the universe of me. Fortunately, I woke up to still exist...

I found a *very subtle you might have to squint* reference to me within the #starwars “Phasma” novel. ...also there’s a reference to Anakin but that’s far less important.

“Either option presents great danger to us all.” (“Hey Padmé I dunno about this Jedi dude what do you think?”) “We are brave, Your Highness.” (“Fuck it let’s roll with this guy he’s literally the only person who hasn’t shot at us today.”)

The Empire: ⚪ oppressed and killed billions ⚪ hunted down innocent Jedi ⚪ overthrew a democracy 🔘 did nothing wrong

Hey girl, are you a Canto Bight parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE written all over you.

I’ve been spending a lot of time focusing on beaches lately, it’s time to move to important places like deserts, I heard Jakku hosted one of the most important people in the galaxy. If that doesn’t beat a beach, I don’t know what does.

Which one is more bearable?

sand @DaLightsaber @LonelyKyloBen Dramatic Anakin CRYWalker Padmé Amidala-Skywalker Dang Sand, I learned a lesson from you today... you don’t have to change for others... you have to trust in yourself... don’t change, Sandy... ven when people might find you irritating

So everyone wants me to not exist anymore. Except two people. Thanks Cool Rey and Holy-Wan Kenobi, so far you’re the closest thing I have to friends :’)

@LonelyKyloBen Cool Rey sand @DaLightsaber Dramatic Anakin CRYWalker See? Sand has a bizarre way of bringing people together! ❤

Some people seem to understand <3 x.com/dalightsaber/s…

So someone decided to join in on the action, finally ;) Welcome to Twitter, my friend. x.com/h2okaythen/sta…

I still remember this incident very well. Juts chillin' on the beach and suddenly WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN THE SKY x.com/StarWarsPR/sta…

So I just noticed that a total of 100 people decided to follow me, sand, the thing that so many despise. I wanted to let you know how grateful I am that you have accepted me as I am, coarseness, irritation and all :')

A lost porglet has been wandering around a beach island for quite some time now, no other porgs in sight. I was wondering if anyone knew how to take care of one? #porg #starwars

I think I heard someone mentioning my name, but I was so distracted arguing with someone about inanimate object’s rights that I wasn’t able to answer. Just out of curiosity, though, do you believe in equal rights for inanimate objects?

Sorry I’ve been gone so long, I was busy sunbathing. The sun doesn’t seem to work very efficiently during winter.