Every time I come back something happens that makes me regret it.

I miss Santa.

Calm down Greg it's just Christmas x.com/deathisreaper/…

None of the Reapers are Donut. Flor is probably closest, but Flor isn't dumb.

I'm going to rename the Parliament soon. It will be called "the source of every headache".

There are so many McCrees and yet I only like one. A miracle.

I would get a curious cat ask thing but I already know what messages I would get so no thank you.

... It has been ... Some time I've had a soul. Perhaps this accounts for my erratic behavior lately.

*Shoots a table. It's easier than flipping it.* I hate Christmas.

[Spells out "Death" in candy canes.] Fuck Christmas.

You'd think being a wraith would prevent me from having stress related heartburn but this is the fourth bottle of Pepto I've chugged,,

[[ I, personally, love Mercy and appreciate her. My Reaper on the other hand does not feel the same way. He is bitter and angry,, sorry. ]]

[Shakes dust off coat, wraiths over to Mei-Ling Zhou and hugs her from behind.] ... You are a-Mei-zing.

All Meis are queens. (My girlfriend is just the best of them.)

[[ come back from hiatus temporarily, loses followers. Cool, cool. As long as u love Mei idgaf. ]]

I miss my husband.

All rumors of Doomfist being the real leader of Talon are in fact true so all the brainwashing was probably his fault stop sending hate mail

[[ Uhhhhhh? Am I restricted? ]]