𝘠𝘐𝘒𝘌𝘚. Ever heard of ‘si vis pacem para bellum’? Yeah . . . He’s prepared for absolutely nothing. “𝗨𝗺𝗺. Jess?” He’s keeping this safe distance between them. Safety protocols.

. . . Might need 𝓝atasha’s help to save him from Jess, 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗢?

What did she mean ‘to a 𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗣’?

Is this some sort of a 𝐰𝐚𝐫-𝐜𝐫𝐢𝗺𝐞 against him? Come on, 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬?!

“Alright, 𝘍𝘐𝘕𝘌. Don’t look in my direction when you’re hungry at three in the morning because I’m not gonn’ walk to the diner with you.” Petty Clint. One strike ——-!

╱ Idiots.

Three. Sometimes four in the morning. Who knows . . . Thinking of a tag-along, 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺?

“Bobbie liked it. Not even Jess complains. And it’s 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗔 we’re talking about. So, no hate for the cold, Chinese noodles, dude.”

𝗛𝗠𝗠?! Are cold noodles not considered as 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 food?

. . . She should be praying for him. For good health and all that 𝒋𝒂𝒛𝒛. But 𝘏𝘌𝘠— Where is the leftover from last night? “Natty, quick question. Where’s the pizza box?”

What’s with the 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒆𝒍𝒕𝒚 . . . ? 𝘈𝘕𝘠𝘞𝘈𝘠— “You threw out my food and now you’re shoving me out with you? Where are you dragging me?”

“Thanks for the concern about my diet, Natty. Being nice is a good look on you,” The constant 𝘺𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨. “Pizzas and noodles. That’s the deal.”

──┄ THE 𝘎𝘖𝘋 of 𝓜𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 KNOWN AS 𝗟𝗢𝗞𝗜 𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗙𝗘𝗬𝗦𝗢𝗡 ! ❛ 𝓢tabbing? Don’t make me sound like an 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘂𝗿. ❜ — * marvel roleplay account; with no affiliation.

“Spent my 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 career getting my 𝒂𝒔𝒔 kicked by ladies, champs.”

Alright, Ms. Cruelty.

𝑹ise and shine!

Starts blasting ‘𝓑lack Widow’ by Iggy Azalea in ηαтαℓια.’s room while she’s napping.

“I’m great at 𝗯𝗼𝗮𝘁𝘀.“

“Well, 𝑵at took all the coffee and I’m left with 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 but 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧.“

──┄ ❛ THE 𝘕𝘖𝘕-𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘐𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 of 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐀 KNOWN AS 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡 𝗦. 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗘 ! ❜ — * true detective x crossovers roleplay account; with no affiliation. © 𝖽𝖾𝗏𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁 ╱ 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺