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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀" 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. " ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚝, 𝙸.𝙼.𝙿 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

ᅠᅠᅠ 𝓦OMEN 𝓞F 𝓣HE 𝓜ULTIVERSE ᅠᅠᅠ

Clearing up a public indecency scandal he got caught up in (THANKS A LOT, STOLAS) took up a bit of his time. But now it's time get back to business. Murder related business! And maybe more sex scandals, who knows.

If the Imp ever tells you 'it's just business', he's probably lying. There's always at least a certain amount of pleasure he takes making 'arrangements' like this. Good luck getting him to admit it, though.

❝ Hey, one outta two's good enough for me. 'Sides, the mileage you get outta hearts varies anyway. ❞

❝ 'Course I did, buddy! I'm never anything BUT nice! I mean, just look at me? Doesn't the sight of me just scream 'unproblematic sweetheart'? ❞ Just ignore the red stains on his suit. He just got done, uh.. Eating at McDonald's.. Yeah.

❝ Y-Yeaaah. Big boys gotta eat, y'know? Can't make it through the day without a big lunch~ But enough about me and my huge stomach. Let's talk about you and your huge-- .. Smile! Cheerful fella, ain't ya? Don't get many of those back home. ❞

❝ I'm docking your pay, by the way. ❞ WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING HE SAYS THE MOMENT HE SEES HIM??? 𝙄 𝘼𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘼 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙐𝙈.ᐟ (lost access)

❝ Because Loonie's been shedding and SOMEONE hasn't been cleaning up after her. And I just decided that someone should have been you. Don't blame me for you not being productive. ❞ This seems like an excuse to get out of paying him a fair wage.. So a typical monday, really.

Every single one of his braincells are screaming at him that this would lead to nothing but trouble. But he's been caught in a moment of weakness and the bait laid before him looked ABSOLUTELY JUICY.

❝ I am an EXCELLENT employer. ❞ The bullshit meter is through the roof.

// Had a bit of an oopsie and hurt my ribs, so I'm taking it easy for today.

🌙✨️💫 (𝒏)𝒔𝒇𝒘 𝒍𝒊𝒕. / 𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒊 𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆.