well look in the name of compromise I think the sensible thing here politically speaking would be to let her kill half the mammals and see how we get on

can't wait to like all the posts I want in secret, only for this to be reversed in 5 months and for the whole world to find out *exactly* how much I like jacked furries and superhero pinups

thought my beard was turning orange but turns out no it's actually just fading to white already, I found some ALABASTER hairs today, can you believe the audacity of it, the sides are barely coming in yet, sir I am TWENTY NINE for a few more weeks, i want to speak to the manager

I refuse to download instagram or tiktok because I don't need to see gays who are prettier than me read my own tweets back at me, frankly some of you owe me a fee

the main revelation I am taking away from this is that scriptwriters can add sassy little commentary like 'btw this guy is an asshole' or 'here i need you to quack, but not like a duck, more like a psychiatrist who lost his medical license for experimenting on ducks'

sending an email at 23:33 on the day I promised it would arrive, as is my right

if we assume that a gelatinous cube draws from the platonic ideal of CUBE then it follows that other shape variants should spontaneously occur, unless the shape derives from regional dungeon architecture, but either way you will eventually end up with a gelatinous tetrahedron