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Oliver Darkshire 🌈

@deathbybadger

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4 months ago

ZEUS: so I'll take the skies
POSEIDON: oh oh I want the sea
ZEUS: okay poseidon gets the sea
POSEIDON: and horses
ZEUS: (sigh) fine, you can have the sea AND horses but that's it
HADES: I want a wife
ZEUS: that's not what we're doing
POSEIDON: I want earthquakes

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