((Revived Tom Riddle. Ships On Chem (Bi) SemiDesc HPRP Retweets maybe? Thanks.

If anyone would like to end their pitiful, exhausting life, I am here for you. Forever and always.

Fun Fact: Death enjoys (attractive people) pulling his hair. //𝒯𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶 you’re such a delightfully cruel mistress. ;)

//Elisabeth the Musical=10% politics+10% family drama+30% suicide talk+50% poor Death chasing after a married woman & getting rejected & chases her son instead. Yep, not creepy at all.

People are endlessly fascinating. From a distance everything seems so dissimilar, spots of light blurring into a whirlpool of greed, love, fear, and joy. Multifaceted. A prism. A prison. A person.

No, Thanos. You have not and will not gain my favour by playing the part of a graceless butcherer as you deprive the world of intriguing souls that would have otherwise provided me with ample entertainment. The trickster prince, in particular. //🤨

What do you feel most proud of? — Pride is subservient to ambition and self-destruction. I am not proud, nor shameful of anything,... curiouscat.me/DerTod/post/56…

My least favourite poem- Death, Be Not Proud by John Donne. [In 1609] Donne: Death, thou shalt die. [In 1631] Donne: *dies*

Hear, hear. x.com/undertaker_kur…

//I originally wanted to portray Death as an INFP with skewed morals like Phantom but now he’s like a full-blown INTP with inferior feeling functions. I don’t even know how that happened. (If someone else in the RP circle knows MBTI personality I think I’ll die of happiness😭)

//I adore Lex so much I have no words worthy of the sheer pleasure of describing it. If any SL or banter is possible, Death would be so very grateful. x.com/timespsycho/st…

/Aside from intermittence, this is an admirably accurate assessment of Death’s personality based on analysis of this account’s tweets. The association between writing style & personality is fascinating, and I hope there could be more tests about it grounded in empirical research.

When someone sees you dressed in signature black and asks “Whose funeral is it?” in a piteous attempt to seem intelligent, a casual glance around the room and a light “Have yet to decide.” is always a fine choice.