In other news, this week on 'Ripped Straight From Tumblr':

|| ME AND ALL MY GODDAMN TRASH-SHIPS. *CURLS UP IN A CORNER* ||

|| *Sees the Time Flies reply* *Screams internally from joy* ||

My game needs work… 😥 Are you good in bed? START QUIZ: hyperurl.co/qchu7l?MBl1 pic.x.com/PJL3pL1LZ5

Sips coffee slowly. Sets it down. Folds hands. "...That's bullshit." x.com/DearOldOzzy/st…

|| Tempany does like Sun's banana, but the point is that-- ABUSING TWEETDECK IS MY BIT, JESSE. SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. ||

|| MAYBE I WILL-- YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR TONIGHT, SIR. ||

"Face to the bed, ass in the air, eat that pussy like you don't even care."

...Feels a slight disturbance in the air, like one woman's intense hatred displayed by just one finger. ...Shrugs and sips his coffee.

"I'd love a Grimm to stick it in me."

|| *is naked on the TL. On his knees. Reading a piece of paper.* "I hereby apologize for antagonizing Mistress Temp" *sighs* "Sorry mommy"

|| QUIET AS FUCK AROUND HERE, HUH? ||

...Moans loudly.

| I'M BAAAAAACK~!! So, everyone still alive? No one died without me, right? GOD, THOUGH, I MISSED ALL YOU FUCKING DORKS-- LIKE A LOT |

|| Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. | x.com/MonkeyFaunusbo…

|| *CRIES* SENPAI, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SMOL. Y SENPAI NO LOVE ME NO MORE?! *SOBS GROSSLY* || x.com/MonkeyFaunusbo…

|| I've got to go. Like-- No Internet for the next few weeks. But maybe my muse will come back over time. Until then-- *BOMBS THE TL* ||

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|| *TweetdeckBombstheShitOuttaTheTL* || LEWD MATING CALL NOISES.

|| MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY BELOVED BITCHES-- I MEAN. ...HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD ONE. (What, you thought I wouldn't at least manage a Merry Christmas over hiatus? C'mon, what's Christmas without a TL bomb?) Merry Christmas, everyone! ~ Tempany ||