the list of US diplomats I admire is extremely short but this fuckin’ guy lmao

Jon Stewart kicks off The Daily Show's election coverage with a wellness check on America's two chronologically challenged candidates: Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

Trump is still Putin’s little bitch. Note that he can’t even bring himself to mention him here, let alone blame him.

This is what a prank is. Not that weird mean shit y’all be doing.

Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head

I FINALLY FOUND IT LOOK AT THIS MIRACULOUS ASS SHIT

Mario praying for Wario’s downfall

How are you supposed to exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you AND be, unburdened by what has been at the same time? Waiting for her 3rd great revelation that synthesizes these two.

Freeman Dyson takes no prisoners

one of the wildest case studies I've seen: "Diagnosis by hallucinatory voices" > winter 1984 > woman starts hearing voices in her head saying things like, "Please don’t be afraid, we would like to help you." > goes to doctor, is given psychiatric medication for hallucinations >

The plan? Crash every computer owned by our customers so the world realizes how important we are to the economy

My family moved to the US when I was 8, but by the time I turned 20, my dad was still on an H1B (waiting to get processed for a green card). Once I turned 21, I would age out as his dependent, despite the fact that I basically grew up in the US. I thought I'd have to become a

Maybe it’s just being a Dad, but regardless of what you think of him as a president, I’ll always remember Biden as a good man who loved his son

Guy inventing dressage: *so drunk* hey do you think we could get a horse to dance, via the ratatouille method Friend: what the hell does that mean Guy: we ratatouille the horse

Swappable magnetic decals on steel arcade cabinets. Learn about designing and building custom steel arcade machines and showcasing them at Open Sauce. metalmancy.tech/blogs/open-sau… #arcade #opensauce #opensauce2024

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

Getting rid of carried interest exemption is going to result in a LOT less investing in startups Huge mistake to take away that incentive…