Guys on hinge trying to get laid today:

i’m a tortured poet. how do i get into the society

Palm Springs (2020) dir. Max Barbakow

I think people have forgotten just how good Palm Springs is. In an age before too much of everything it would have been considered a classic.

“we’ve assembled this diverse panel of white men in bow ties to talk about abortion.”

i can’t wait for them to drop Old Sheldon, it’s gonna be a banger

texting and driving is dangerous. unless i’m doing it cause im really good at it

He just like me fr

please pray for me, I just had one of those nice days w my mom where you get the urge to tell her everything

and I told her everything 😭

graphic design major here! the reasons why this logo works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends

found out today i’m the personality hire and that’s why they let me punch the kids

born to yap.
forced to work.

me yesterday: “i’m gonna sleep in tomorrow im so excited”
me today, wide awake by 7: 🧍🏻‍♂️

{me as a lawyer responding to opposing counsel) okay wooooowwwwwww

a couple times a year i get so mad at having to navigate the American healthcare system and have to watch the Saw movie where he kills health insurance company people until i calm down

nothing like crying in the bathroom at work

Dolly I'm actually working 8-5, please help.

death wish coffee is so fucking good