Nobody: Me: ok I’m gonna take a shower

one day you are young and the next:

When I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again

I will never understand why family/friends treat u like shit if you can’t make it to their kids bday party or just any event. We’re all adults & sometimes things get in the way & that’s just life

me reading my own text knowing i’m funny

I will not ever call this app “X”, it’ll always be “twitter”🥴🥴🥴

I SWEARRRRR

Bro forgot to put them in sports mode

“You wanna come with me?” Is my love language cause yes tf i do 😭

Everyone’s favorite stoner.

“i’m only having 1 shot “ me after 3

me in the mornings trying not to fall asleep again

“Who’s winning in a fight? Caillou or Little Bill?”🤣🤣🤣😭

“I don’t know why people always complain about scanning their own groceries.. remember when we used to play grocery store, it’s like we’re living our own fantasy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: “are you going to stay awake for this movie?” Brax: “yeah I will” *falls asleep 5 minutes in*

I love storms

New fear unlocked