I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Man someone come look at this rookie lmao he was hanging like Spider-Man at the end 😭😭😭😭

Jays mum in Tenerife when that 35k hits the GoFundMe #jayslater

I fucking hate the English. 1 win in 5 in 90 mins and played a rake of shite

Usual suspects playing the victim. Boat to Rwanda please

Morning 😂😂😂😂😂

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Why am I crying at this lad with a JD bag on his head as a Bally 🥲🥲😂😂😂

Yo David Ornstein tell us who Liverpool are pursuing for the DM position..

Is there anyone in the world who’s looking forward to Arsenal v city. Snore fest

Anyone got Keith grieves number? Blocked him ages ago and and can’t find it

Billy ocean tickets booked for Glasgow in June! Come on!!!

It’s ADC Vault tonight so you all know what that means.. If I average over 58 in any of my games, I’ll giveaway a set of darts! (Dropping it by 1 each week) Must like, retweet and follow me to be in with a chance of winning Good luck! 🤞🏼🎯

The Burnley Bunting is back in ADC Vault action tonight so you all know what that means.. If I average over 56 in any of my games, I’ll giveaway a set of darts! (Dropping it by 1 each week) Must like, retweet and follow me to be in with a chance of winning Good luck! 🤞🏼🎯

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Happy Monday all 😊 I’m giving away a signed set of my Unicorn Darts Two Tones ✍️ 🎯 To enter, simply: ❤️ Like 🔄 Retweet 🤳Follow Me 🤳Follow Unicorn Darts 🤳Follow The Dugout Sports Bar & Kitchen 🤳Follow GSE Group 🤳Follow Darts Orakel Winner announced next Monday 👍

AM “Just clothes and name that bum hole”

I’m sitting here thinking a brontosaurus coming around the corner

Trent whenever he saw the camera:

A brilliant free-kick from Szobo…

RIP Chris Rea