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The half blind Sapphic

@deankat

Art nerd, middle aged queerdo, bandana-wearing hippie. Talk to me about CRAO or other reasons to get a needle in your eye. Soup Bitch. They/Them. Etc.

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calendar_today09-05-2022 01:15:19

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Just back from the pride mixer and I'm glad my bartender reminded me I had stickers on my eye patch. "Extra gay today Kat?" "If that's possible?"

Just back from the pride mixer and I'm glad my bartender reminded me I had stickers on my eye patch.

"Extra gay today Kat?"
"If that's possible?"
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I have suddenly found myself in possession of a fuckton of quinoa. I don't hate it but it's not my fave so... what to do with it? Any of my veggie friends have simple recipes?

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An Asian fusion restaurant that does a bottomless mimosa brunch with 10 big screens playing the Saints game while country music plays on the speakers is probably the most south Louisiana experience ever. The dim sum is delicious BTW.

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So it looks like Francine makes landfall the same day my glasses that I've been waiting on for six months are finally ready. SIGH.

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Started out looking for local/regional meteorologists to follow and now I've been on the Instagram of an Italian Greyhound named Axle for an hour. ADHD and the Internet are strange bedfellows.

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What is happening, Twitter asks. Well I narrowly missed out on another grippy sox vacation (should have taken it in retrospect), thought I was going blind in my good eye (wasn't), and had salmonella. 3 ER visits in 2 weeks. Jesus.

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Realized I was non binary. Came out as non binary. Got back into old hobbies and found new ones in a search for What Makes Kat Happy. Got 1000000% queerer, in general.

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OFMD also gave me a serious "fuck it, cringe or not I love it" attitude to more than just the show. Used to be a HUGE metalhead but ugh, so cringe as an adult right? Nah bitches I'm back. Love it. Blasting that shit every chance I get. Cringe but free.

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I have a sinus infection. It's small, I guess, in the greater scheme of things. But it's just insult to injury that on top of dealing with cancer, insurance, and employment leave policy, I also have SNOT.