kash patel and pete hegseth are DUI hires.

The Strait of Hormuz should have something like a fridge light so we would know whether it's open or closed 🤭

Not to brag, but I already celebrated 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions. 😉

It's not even 7am, and Bob may have already won today's "who can ask the dumbest question" award.

In 1998, a 13-year-old girl was abducted and raped at knifepoint in Alicante, Spain. The rapist, 63-year old Antonio Cosme, was sentenced to 9 years in jail. 7 years later, in 2005, the victim's mother, María del Carmen García, was waiting at a bus stop when she saw a man

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

WTF SerenityJones First Ballot Hall of Fame parent. Right up there with Gary Plauche. Well done….heh.

The more you replace it the worse it gets

🚨BREAKING: MAJOR EXPLOSION IN TEHRAN

Quote the bible all you want. I can quote Skeletor and it holds the same weight.

per WHAT

Aaron Rupar The crackpot is on the crack pipe again.

not her knowing the dance too omfg iconic😭🥹

There’s always something new to confuse me every day. 😂😂

I tried to tell her ass 🤦🏾‍♂️

I’ve just been informed by a Subway sandwich artist that Cinco de Mayo does not mean “five times the mayonnaise” in Spanish.