imagine fumbling a girl who hates every man but u

Ya. Some people think I’m funny and some think I’m an evil girl.

i am actually a really nice and open minded girl my last boyfriend was 5’6

A buff boyfriend could fix me

Before gym: Feel like shit. Maybe I should skip. After gym: Life is amazing. Let’s crush the rest of the day.

do i really have to jack off all of the trades

And blow dry my hair

ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with you in middle school

Staring at myself the whole time during a video call.

this is how men 25+ flirt

People be scared to say stuff but I’m NOT. That’s why everyone wants 2 kill me or have sex wit me

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

fw myself on fw me friday

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

Goals for April -lose 15 pounds -be good at my job -get 4 boyfriends

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person