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dean angus

@deanangus6

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calendar_today08-02-2019 13:23:31

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easter monday. broken man. kids asking why the easter bunny hasn’t been. explained he blew the egg fund on bags and slags down the local pub for bank hol. they sussed it was me. lass called me a disgrace. sons crying in corner. dog eating beans on toast cos no dog food in. sick.

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meal with the kids. got the car. no drinking. get seated. waiter comes. special offer. £1.99 on all draughts. order 1. sensible. carling touched tongue. straight on phone. dealer met at door of pub. didnt touch my burger. off me chops. lass got to pick us up. she fumin. shock.

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down pub. on the bags since thursday. mags got a fingerin. don’t care. 13 missed calls from lass. not bothered. bank account empty. running on half a sausage roll an hopes n dreams. gettin another hen on tick. gaffa rang. said they understaffed. told him bad luck. fuck him. idiot

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havoc. get home. no phone in pocket. accuse kids of selling it for bags of tac and mkat. rampage through house. turned upside down. holes in wall. kids in state of panic. told them am going to shop for stella. lass starts shaking. on way. phone was in other pocket. easy mistake.