I’m sorry I haven’t replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

Wordle 214 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 215 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 216 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 217 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 218 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

the short answer to this question

Every Friend is Golden 🌟 Tune In NBC Entertainment Mon 1/31 10pm ET 9pm CT #CelebratingBettyWhite

some dude posted a vid of a turtle mad at him and i have to agree. this is the maddest turtle of all-time 🐢😡😡😡😂

Duane Bratt🇨🇦 I am a Member of Law Society of AB. It is still under RCMP investigation. I spoke to them 4 times. Crown prosecutor is considering charges against participants… #notinterfering

Overhead boomers “no one gets dressed up any more. The last funeral I went to - it was terrible!”

When someone emails you and then you email them back but they have an Out Of Office message up, that's the "down low, too slow" of the adult world.

Rogers: Canada’s Most Reliable Network 6 Days a Week Bell: Sometimes We’re as Fast as We Promised Air Canada: We Show Your Luggage the World Loblaws: It’ll Cost Even More Tomorrow. That’s Our PC Guarantee.

This is the most unimpressed shark in the history of sharks.

I think it’s time to have a conversation… #LetsGoOilers #leafsforever