"The way she put that pussy on me I feel helpless, and I want that pussy to myself I'm selfish, try to stay away from her butt I can't help it, I'm so helpless" Gucci Mane is def one of the wisest minds of the 21st century for articulating some of life's most fundamental dilemmas

Someone tell my why all these soundcloud rappers are lookin like a clown just jizzed in their hair and they just decided they fuck wit it

Wendell Carter Jr will be referred to as Migo from now on. #VINBADRAFT

Feeling so good today that I'm randomly compelled to tweet about how lovely life can be. Be sure to enjoy the beautiful weather, enjoy the company of your friends and loved ones, cuddle your pets, make love to your romantic partners. Today has been a great day. 😊

There's an epidemic of bishes out here who completely draw/paint on their eyebrows to an excessive degree and generally look ridiculous and busted af. Too many girls walkin around lookin like this

Just a reminder that Billy Clinton lied about getting dome from a White House intern and promptly got impeached, while Donny Trump just got finished deep throating Vladimir Putin's authoritarian cock while cupping his balls in a front of the entire world.....

...and Congress is going to do absolutely nothing about it. Get you someone who loves you as strongly as Trump loves Putin and hates America

Gonna have to check under my bed and in my closet before I go to bed now cus of this fuckin nightmare fuel right here

Just like Yeezy taught me

"I wasn't hiding my kid from the world/I was hiding the world from my kid" is the ultimate deadbeat dad bar. Drake is such a fuckin clown lmao. Kanye is a neurotic Trump stan who hasn't put out a good project since Yeezus, but I still fuck wit Kanye 1000x more than I do Drake

Ya mcm quotes Drake on social media. I cheered when Push bodied his ass

Incredibly hung over rn. A thousand praises to the guy who found my phone yesterday in a whole crowd of people and returned it to me. Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes the world is good to me

My poor doggy got her lady parts operated on recently, and when she wears her cone of shame she looks like one of the ladies from the Handmaid's Tale 😂

Me: We should fuck around and try some butt stuff Her: What do you mean by butt stuff? Me:

Spanish is the best language for pillow talk 😏

Idk why I go through alternating phases wherein I go from regularly checking and posting on social media, to rarely going on it at all lol. I wonder if anyone else can relate

The beginning of the #NBA season is one of the numerous reasons that this is my favorite time of the year.

Fuckin Kanyeezy West was eating at Thai Bowl on Taylor St right by my school and I didn't get to go there and gawk at his crazy ass cus I was in the library studying like a lame FML.

Another Yeezy sighting on Taylor St in Chicago. Brb gonna go try to finesse Kanye into giving me a record deal real quick

Friendly reminder that animals are NOT spontaneous Christmas presents. So many animals are dropped off after the holidays because people don’t realize the responsibility it takes to care for them. Animals are long term, expensive commitments - not disposable excitement.