I have ass,

me being a horny thot does not stop the fact I can and will eat someone’s throat so,, Eto zhizn’, moi dorogiye!

I’m barely online in my own account, a lot to my woe-is-me dismay, but a dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta do!

It’s only been seconds since my last post and Oliver yells, “A dog doesn’t go putting people in their early graves with tricky contracts.” I can’t believe I’m being shamed in my own house.

unnecessary information but I have the dick knot and you know, even I’m surprised and I’ve been alive for fucking ages.

Once in a blood moon do I come back to this account just to post shit like that and that’s business.

I’m a horny bastard, but not constantly horny.

Why go to a bar to drink when you could just annoy the living hell out of the staff?

// what the fuck do you mean “[ ]” are invalid characters for the desc, twitter. what the Fuck do you mean, you buggy site

spooky icon.

I’ve watched Oliver faceplant into knee-deep snow before, unharmed, but today he just slipped and I think his pride was the only thing cracked.

Does anyone wanna hear how it sounds like to smash a ball into a window?