BRO I JUST OPENED TIKTOK THREE TIMES WITHIN A MINUTE BC I KEEP FORGETTING ITS GONE

I made a Frankie and Johnny edit because i think it’s one of Al Pacino’s most underrated films

i dont want my fanfiction written by AI i want it written the way god intended: by a deranged freak at 3am with no respect for grammar or human anatomy

me reading my own letterboxd reviews

my plan for valentines

moses supposes his toeses are roses moses supposes erroneously

Absolutely batshit that there’s so much happening rn that nobody gives half a fuck that they figured out who Jack the Ripper was

guess what... I'm so predictable 😁

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

me as hell

Weather getting too hot for hoodies

dean martin why do you have to be 108

nah i would’ve been howling in that movie theater in 1980

men should have curfews so women can go out at night

No celebrity outrage. No kneeling politicians. No gold casket. No statues in her honor. Only silence.