Nonsexual intimacy is such a lost art. The eye contact. The gentle touch. Deep convo. Holding hands. Mutual support. Hugging. Non sexual massages. Cooking a meal together. Shared experiences. Cuddles. Curiosity. Silence feels warm. I can go on an on about this.

|| So* Y’all are gonna do me a big favour and ignore the typo. Okay? Okay.

Is that a declaration that he wishes to take his time with her? Because she’s really hoping that is the case.

Oh no. Whatever shall she do?

ᅠ ᅠ Validation through being made to feel worthy of being wanted. ᅠ ᅠ

Really giving a whole new meaning to, “If at first you don’t succeed try, and try again.” She respects it.

He’s paying the water bill if it breaks again!

It will turn into a well if they’re not careful.

|| I’m walking a fine line between crack and horny posts. My headspace is highly entertaining right now.

I don’t know but when you find him send him my way because that’s hot as fuck.

This wit didn’t get her into the DA’s office for nothing. (It didn’t really get her into there at all, actually, given how she’s a dead ringer for a literal dead person but y’know…)

ᅠ ᅠ ༺♥༻ 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑜𝑛 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒’𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑦 ༺♥༻ ᅠ ᅠ

You want Gotham to see what only you can have? How cruel to tease them like that. Obviously it’s a yes from me.

ᅠ ᅠ Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪ ʀᴜɴ ᴛᴏ Tʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ʟɪғᴇ Happy Anniversary, 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 ⓍⓍⓍ Scarlet Spider (Parody). ᅠ ᅠ

And I love you for all that you are. Thank 𝒚𝒐𝒖 for loving me and making me happier than I thought I could ever be.

bring back sex that is art. two bodies in the sheets, soft and pure like a canvas. every touch a brushstroke, carefully placed. every kiss a vow to worship. as our souls merge their colors we create something that outlasts eternity.

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐦𝐞… ᅠ ᅠ

|| Still having health issues and issues charging my phone so not really around (probably won’t be until after I get back from holiday now) but I am alive.