it’s this orange thing it looks like a pumpkin but it’s a bathkitball

“sall se sowledge sof seus sis sin sis sibrery”- mudman the god of mud/the snake

Do you want to go to the tuwip festival with me? 🩷

i know i read your meMOir

i had to eat my fingertip to survive

GET ME SO EDAMEME

MY WIFE THINKS IM COOL and that’s all that matters DAN

the walrizzard

rocks scream when you take them from their families

Does the whole block think stealing is cool?

i wasn’t gonna ask him out for another couple of months. you know ask him out… for marriage

you know what they say. the sky is the sea of the space 😌

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FESTIVAL SEASON IS BACK BABY 🦜

Greasy Willamsburg Pennsylvania Scotland Great Britain

hello i’m a tiger at the zoo and also i’m a philosopher

I heard a rumor that Ella can't swim

#whoremembers when the elves shrunk my shoes