"Well, in that respect I suppose the universe has blessed us both." Shiro smiled softly.

//Everyone else in the house has gotten super far in Tears of the Kingdom and I haven't even started it yet. I have technically seen "spoilers" but as yet still have no idea what is going on. XD

//Sorry, I got distracted then I had to have dinner, then I went food shopping and then I forgot about Twitter. 🤷‍♀️

He’s sat atop a hill on a blanket drinking some beers.

“Remember kids, Rats are the Capri-sun of the vampire world.”

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They’re doing well, turns out one of the boys learned how to jump his fence and now Hela is expecting pups. And Cerberus is grounded, I could have sworn I got them fixed. Perhaps it slipped my mind?

That’s not exactly something you can train out of them. Even the most disciplined animal cannot forever resist those sorts of urges.

Ah! Yes I remember on I think it was the third day panicking because I suddenly remembered I’d not told you. I scrambled to find some way to contact you and let you know. And of course I shall, once Hela has given birth we can both make sure everything goes smoothly.

//I swear to god I read this as “Security gay.” And didn’t even question it.

He’s back. This is *not* a good thing unless you are the man he loves. Be afraid.

As long as you are okay it doesn’t matter. You /are/ okay, yes?

… I will find another, price is no obstacle. Someone somewhere will have one.

I — Do I need to assign you better security? What the *hell* is going on?

Okay then. Still, don't like the idea of someone /shooting/ at you.

Has left — 𝐃𝐫. 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐭. an expensive watch, a large bouquet of black roses, and some chocolates.

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