these niggas talking too much

Pisces season has started. (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)

buying health insurance feels too much like selling your soul

washing my hair and putting this ponytail immediately back in

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

Happy 35th birthday to the talented Tyler, The Creator.

i need my gf to get me pregnant so i can go on maternity leave

gas is $1M a gallon & them niggas playing in space i’m so fucking irritated

i’m running into every cousin of mine except the one who need her ass whooped omfg what are the odds

#noticing #realizing #knowing

i looked unreal on my birthday

chocolate milk

when my gf gets off work we’re going to the park

Justice for second borns

when i eat spicy food it’s really just me gambling with my body and losing every time

i have been in disbelief since 12:03 pm last tuesday