Just sent LinkedIn connection requests to 50+ other Michael Storms. Nothing can stop us when we stand together.

I found $11 on the sidewalk in SF and nothing brings me more joy than knowing that later tonight some fucking tech bro will be at a taco truck thinking he has exactly enough cash for tacos... and he doesn't. I do. I have enough cash for tacos.

wanna make out and not think about death

can you explain this gap in your resume? yeah, that’s when my friends and I decided to hang out for a little

when they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes

my favorite genre of shitpost are the ones i constantly forget aren't quotes from classic works of literature

Sometimes I wish you could get married to nice customer service reps for like two weeks, just to see how it falls apart

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for neopets.com on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

Also, if you are the poor person at Twitter payroll manually making these salary payments and hand typing in “[surname] salary”;and hitting send (as the drip drab way they’re being paid right now suggests), please DM me for my Signal. You don’t have to live like this

obsessed with this website where a guy advertises blueprints for a small civil war era howitzer and then talks you through how to use it to hunt deer for sport

due to the complex and nuanced nature of the conflict i will not be taking a public position on whether or not it's bad for thousands of innocent people to die choking on blood and concrete because of where they were born. i will leave that up to the analysts

this is the sweetest thing ive ever seen IG shariblivin

Something people aren't talking about re. "drones": it's early winter, and it gets dark earlier than people are used to. So they see "more" lights in the sky, because they're more visible in the late afternoon/evening.

Started thinking of all places in Andor as Whoville and I can't unsee it. Feels like they're going to mount a raid on the Grinch's fortress