"Ahhhh, that felt great... Wonder how much I owe'm."

"Kyehehe... Yes~s, s~sweetie. Bes~st quickie I had in a /damn/ long time.~ I hadn't take you for a voyeur...How s~scandalous~s."

"Kyehehehehehe... Now, now..." ... Meanwhile, Shogg-nyth's meat-puppet might need a translation.

"Well, you have a /s~scrumptiously/ amorphous body for a reas~son, s~sweetie. Couldn't you... Change? Cover them? Move them to your back~?"

"Hssshssshss.... Well, if you wanted to watch... It's s~simply so hard to tell what you're thinking sometimes~s. It's~s.../arous~sing/."

An interesting language... My native tongue are just rhythmic and chaotic patterns of clicking and guttural noises.

"An amus~ing language that must be. Kye~heheh."

"Awityreuh jingof'htgnruoe." No translation this time.

"/OH~ MY~/." Fanning himself.

To him, it's probably- Oh, you know the drill by now.

"Mmmmm? What's....thi~ssss?"

"If we're going to forward me /porn/, at leas~st have the courtesy to ens~sure it's not that /damn vanilla/." Displeased tongue-flick.

"Want me to give you a reason to check under the bed at night, Little Boy~? Kyehehhehehe.~" x.com/ToraEiyuu/stat…

"Oh, you poor, poor child.~ That's an even wors~se /position/ to be in, kyehehehe." x.com/ToraEiyuu/stat…

Unzips. Slowly. Don't let the zipper hit fully down if you like your SAN being of some passable number.

"Oh-ho~? What's this~s?" Zipper meter: 10%. THERE IS HOPE, YOU FOOL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. x.com/KitabAruAjifu/…

Ah, such a beautiful spectacle. The crickets chirping. The moon, a lovely pale red. ...Numerous humans getting /TERRIBLY/ mauled by #####.

"M~mmm. Ah~. Las~st night was~s quite.... /releas~sing/."

"Shhhh~hihihi."

"To quote the mortals~s... I wanna **** you like an animal.~"