I assumed it was a mistake on the TV guide and Die Hard 5 was on, but no, STV are literally showing Die Hard 4.0 again. It’s been two days?!

If you want to have a refreshingly blind cinema experience, don’t read even the one sentence plot summary for Companion on wiki. Just told me something that’s not explicitly in the trailer, which is annoying. Woulda been a rare treat to be surprised!

Is Kia describing their cars as “all-inspiring” supposed to be a slogan that plays on words, or is somebody in their marketing department just getting phrases wrong and nobody noticed?

Ah man, hands! Red! Red hands!! If you’ve ever worn red or had hands, you’re part of a Satanic paedophile conspiracy! How could I have been so blind?!

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Who are we talking about here? I’ve missed whatever is happening

Halloween Threads — “Buggered if I’m gonna be shot by a traffic warden!”

Catching up on last night’s Richard Osman #HouseofGames and have to know if in the “don’t say -ash” segment they would have accepted “paprik[ash]” as well as “goul[ash]” — it’s certainly a “traditional Hungarian meat stew typically flavoured with paprika”

Me on the two occasions a year I drop £17+ on a small meal at Five Guys hoping it’ll be better this time…

Amazing how Elon has stopped even pretending he’s not just as thick and cringeworthy as any other 50+ year old conservative on the internet. This is real “your hysterical, internet illiterate auntie’s Facebook feed” levels of embarrassing

This is so clearly a joke (and an obvious, lazy one at that) and the fact so many people are reacting to it as if it’s real genuinely has me worried for people’s ability to read

This man is makeup artist and aesthetics practitioner called Dean McGowan from Manchester (not Leeds/Yorkshire), doesn’t seem to have been voted “Most Handsome” anywhere and I’m pretty sure we can safely assume is gay. Other than that, this is definitely all true.

I kinda wanna know where the raggedy knitted jumper Jo Brand brought in as a prize on Taskmaster is now. I’d wear the hell outta that tbh!