Natural selection.

I’m above average

|| (under my breath as I hit send) I’m sorry

you’ve got more spunk than I thought. Have you ever considered show business?

I could show you worse ;)

I could fertilize some for ya

You mean mall security?

He can call me when he’s packing heat, as for now I’m not exactly shaking

*rips out your carotid artery with my teeth*

You know I like em feisty

Where’s my sweet little duckling when I need him? Can’t a guy back in town get a little mob-like attention?

*spreads my toes and sighs in relaxation* I can always take comfort in the familiar screaming voices of beach city

Yes and I have a fourteen inch cock. Next observation?

You’ll never be as pretty as your sister