It smells like cucumbers in the woods

To the hot girl that made me run my car into the pump at the gas station dm me it’s important

Me trying to get through the school day

Every star waits for the darkness to shine...

Got Twitter baxk

Michael is talking about protecting watermelons or something in his sleep

If you haven't seen this it's great x.com/theathletestea…

We used to be the United States now we're just the States

Thanks for reminding me 3 times..?

I choked on a ball of cheese today and my life flashed before my eyes