WTF??
'I've changed Labour' says Sir Keir Starmer
🐂💩

I don't know who Jim Treacher is, but he's right on about this. #defundcolumbiauniversity #ColumbiaUniversity #hipster

Nancy Pelosi Mayor of London Should you be interfering in London politics??

The season is over now, I want Arsenal to win rather than City.

I’ve seen (and enjoyed) many car crash moments in recent times but you can literally freeze the video at the point where Chris McEwan’s dreams of becoming a grown up politician go up in smoke. Enjoy 🍿 Darlington Labour Ben Houchen #TeesValleyMayor

End of an era 😢
Just finished my last meeting as a Governor of the incredible The Royal Orthopaedic Hospital (Term officially ends in a August).

It's been a huge honour to serve the maximum of 9yrs. of this inspirational place alongside some brilliant people.

Love them all. #loveROH #teamROH

When you try to remember any Mayoral achievements over the last 8 years.

We'll continue not to eat your crappy mass-produced products.

Medical advice! 😂
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This is what easyJet thinks is an acceptable evening meal when you stay 5***** all inclusive and they cancel your flight.

Flight cancelled, stuck in Dalaman. Still, I've been stuck in worse places.

I'm having a Bloody Mary. Diane's having a wine.

My Pina and Diane's Woo Woo. No, it's not too early.

Interesting that the charges read 'providing information than might be useful to an enemy', yet it is government policy only to refer to China as a 'systemic competitor' (when we all know that the CCP is much more insidious than that).
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WHY once again do consumer and/or taxpayer have to pick up the cost

Price increase OR 'collapse'

'costly nationalisation' OR 'lenders lose 40% of their money'

So what - that's capitalism

Don't nationalise it, let it go bust and then govt can pick it up out of administration !

What? You mean Keir Starmer is a screaming hypocrite?

NEW: Labour were made aware of multiple allegations of criminality against former Chief Whip Nick Brown but did not alert the police

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This is the line up I would have created if I was going to parody Channel 4 News and showcase their bias.

This is the line up I would have created if I was going to parody Channel 4 News and showcase their bias.

Stuffed squid and mussels to start.