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Zach Bittman

@zachbittman

Guys shouldn’t have bios

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calendar_today24-06-2012 02:19:46

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* shopping in target with the gf when an alarm goes off on her phone * Me: Is that a reminder to take your meds? Her: No. It’s a reminder to switch my goblins in my game Me: *blank stare* Her: whaaat?🥺 I’d swear she was an iPad baby if those were a thing when we were little

* shopping in target with the gf when an alarm goes off on her phone *

Me: Is that a reminder to take your meds?

Her: No. It’s a reminder to switch my goblins in my game

Me: *blank stare*

Her: whaaat?🥺

I’d swear she was an iPad baby if those were a thing when we were little