you can hardly tell he's a divorced alcoholic

yes fighting will be allowed at my funeral

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

never seen a species so full of hate. men hate their daughters, their wives, their mothers, their sisters, random women they see, their coworkers, women on the internet, etc.

I’M A VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGEL🪽🥹

yall are going to fake feminism your way straight into fascism. 9-5 wasn't designed for humans in general. it has nothing to do with women's hormones oh my god be serious

women fw hard working men in real life. This is only shocking to chronically online men

This would end influencing in the United States as we know it

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 4 days ago😭

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

BIG??????????

How are you raiding daycares and thinking you're the good guys

me hanging out with sydney sweeyney for some reason: girl im bored lets brush our hair

me You apart of one of them churches huh

White House using Door Dash data to measure inflation

my most libertarian take is that if you can successfully pull off something like this for that long and with such high quality they try to promote you, they should just give you the license

part of the problem with the united states right now is like 30% of the population genuinely believes that having to show vaccination records at a cheesecake factory to eat inside is literally the exact same as being killed by state police on the street for no reason

genuinely sad that a woman can break an olympic record and the first name mentioned is her loser boyfriends instead of her own

dark woke origins and dark woke of today