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You're not listening! 😱 weirdhalloween.com/fear/

I got a great idea for a horror movie set overnight at a convience store. The premise? It's a normal shift. 😱

Being an adult sucks. Supernatural creatures don't even want to come into my dreams and talk to me anymore. 💀📚🕯

What do you call the Grim Reaper grooming your hair? A brush with death 💀

Just a reminder, it is poisonous plant season, so be careful! ☠️🌱 There's a lot of scammers out there, and the last batch I bought barely put my boss to sleep. 😴

INSTRUCTOR: Okay, can anyone give me an example of an achievable goal? GREGOR: *raises hand* INSTRUCTOR: *sighs* Anyone besides Gregor and anything else but death! ⚰️

So, I noticed Spirit Halloween is on Instacart 😅 Why dost thou tempt me hallow spirits of the ethereal realm? 🎃🦇

ME: Y'know somethin'? It be kinda cool if a witch turned me into a cat. 🧙‍♀️🪄 ME as a CAT: ... HELP! 🎃🐈‍⬛️✨️

"The 'Great Thing'" (New Campfire Story Short!) READ HERE: weirdhalloween.com/campfire-stori… 🎃⚰️

They tell me I have one foot in the grave. Well, that's true, but it's not like I wasn't gonna go back for it. 🪦💫

I have no talent for carving pumpkins, unfortunately. I reserve those skills for cadavers. 🎃

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, but have you ever heard of talking corpse?! Then talk to Mr. Dead! 💀🦇🎵

GREGOR: If the phone rings again, don't answer it. CONRAD: Oh, telemarketers? GREGOR: No, some smart aleck keeps callin' from the attic. 📞😱

Nuff said... 🤬

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What do you call a zombie who forgets to eat? Absent minded. 🧠🧟‍♂️💫

Some folks just won't give up the ghost, but personally, that's no way to live. And for the ghost ain't no way to die neither. 😬👻🔮✨

The game system of the undead. It does exist. weirdhalloween.com/arcade

Wishin' everyone out there an extra special ghoul-durn, magot-nificent Halloween! 🎃🦇

I tell ya, digital spell books, magic superstores, pshaw! 🔮✨️ Back in my day, we just threw some gopher's eyelids, wormwood, and gizzards in a bucket, mumbled a bunch of gibberish, and hoped like friggin' hell we didn't accidentally summon ghoul-durn Cthulhu! 🫣🦑