Just watched a knave be asked to leave the breaking wheel because he was too flexible to be broken. The crowd was absolutely gutted.

im like the McRib, dubiously edible

banned from adventurer city for not killing a goblin. what the hells are we doing here.

the brothers blue

Was talking to the minions who have to push all the boulders back up the ramps after they crush an adventurer, swell guys really, good drinkers.

not again.

feeling like a frolicking boar

Still feeling it

came across a dreadful beast…

I strayed too far from salt water i feel awful. terrible. sickly.

Auspicious signs this morning, very favorable, today’s going to be a good day.

Twas

Send me to the stars I’ll come back not quite the same.

Recently returned from the stars, what happened while I was away?

What? No, I wanted a homieculus, a spirited companion, a fellow, a drinking buddy perhaps.

Yet another botched resurrection ritual. surely using the same cadaver wouldn't hurt.

I've been gone for a while because i wwas taken to the dungeons for selling microscopic bone eating termites.